Ur The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole av Sue Townsend (1946-2014)

"Tuesday 7th April

  My precious Pandora is going out with Craig Thomas. That's the last time you get a Mars bar from me, Thomas!

  Barry Kent is in trouble for drawing a nude woman in Art. Ms Fossington-Gore said that it wasn't so much the subject matter but his ignorance of basic biological facts that was so upsetting. I did a good drawing of the Incredible Hulk smashing Craig Thomas to bits. Ms Fossington-Gore said it was a 'powerful statement of monolithic oppression'."
ur The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4